Jamie van Dyke

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Come hither, wench!

‘tis morning, ‘ere in Yorkshire, wench,
I say, there’s dew upon thee grass.
I best get out to yonder field,
or I’ll never earn me brass.

I’ve milk’thee cows, and sheared thee sheep,
as well as spread the muck.
so I think it’s time to bob t’pub,
to get this thirst unstuck.

Now I’m drunk, I say my wench,
I’ve had a dozen kegs,
so now it’s time for you to work,
lie down and spread thee legs!

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Everybody loves Parfait.

This was outside the conference (Euruko 2008) in Prague, just before the half marathon started.